Cuckoo Clock

Cuckoo clock

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you mayhave lost your sense of humor.



The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.



Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.



Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another

9 times.



I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.



(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos

MIDNIGHT!)



The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem ****** off in the least.



Whew, I got away with that one!



Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'



When I asked him why, he said……



'Well, last night our clock cuckooed

three times, then said 'oh *****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its

throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then

tripped over the coffee table and farted.