Elderly Marriage

An elderly couple Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are

all excited about their decision to get married.



They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a

drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Jacob:

"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"



Pharmacist:

"Of course, we do."



Jacob:

"How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist:

"All kinds."



Jacob:

"Medicine for rheumatism?"



Pharmacist:

"Definitely."



Jacob:

"How about suppositories?"



Pharmacist:

"You bet!"



Jacob:

"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"



Pharmacist:

"Yes, a large variety. The Works."



Jacob:

"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's

disease?"



Pharmacist:

"Absolutely."



Jacob:

"Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"



Pharmacist:

"We sure do."



Jacob:

"You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"



Pharmacist:

"All speeds and sizes."



Jacob:

"Adult diapers?"



Pharmacist:

"Sure."



Jacob:

"We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."