The Gorilla

A small zoo in North Carolina obtained a very rare species of

gorilla.Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult

to handle.



Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem.

The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no

male gorilla available.Thinking about their problem,

the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck

part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but

possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?



Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have

to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he

announced that he would accept their offer, but only under

five conditions:



"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."

The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.



"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever'

T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



"Third" , he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."

The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised

Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.



And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'm gonna need another week to

come up with the $500.00.