vendredi 21 novembre 2014

The Gyspy and the Redneck

A Gypsy and a Redneck go into a pastry shop. The Gypsy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Gypsy says to the redneck: "You see how clever Gypsy's are? You rednecks can never beat that!" The redneck says to the Gypsy: "Any redneck is smarter than any Gypsy. Watch this and I'll prove it to ya." He says to the baker,"Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which the redneck promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again:

"Give me one more cookie..."The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The redneck eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:

"And where is your famous magic trick?" The redneck says,

"Look in the Gypsy's pocket!"




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