Anyone one have a hiding place at home?

Tell the truth do any of you guys have a place you hide your crazy money from the wife? Don't get me wrong I can buy what I want but some of the things we buy will get you the eye roll if they knew the real cost. If you own several assault rifles and you go to buy another one because it is a great deal the wife looks at it like ( you already have 10 what do you need another one for ). In your mind you know its a smoking deal and you can sell it later for a profit. As a gear head I also have a performance addiction and the wife gives me the look when I waste money on that stuff.

I know its crazy but I just don't want to hear about it. It is not like what I spend effects our finances in any way. Women never forget anything and they know to the dime everything you have spent from the day you got married and save this for a rainy day. My wife never really hits me up for anything and I am getting concerned about her payback day.

Anyone one have a hiding place at home?