Books that hold the world record for the shortest stories...

Just remember some of these are very, very short books:





MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan

& Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY



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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards

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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama