my extremely unattractive neighbor that I have spoken to maybe 3 times just called me at 5am out of the blue
I did not answer of course because I had no clue who it was at the time and *** it is 5am
then she comes knocking on my door OVER AND OVER like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory
she is drunk of course and basically just throws herself at me......I held my standards and barely got her off my porch (I have to admit I almost gave in I mean ugh she was practically begging but she is horrid :headknock )
now she has txted me once since then and then just tried to call again :headknock
she has lived here maybe a 6 weeks and I first talked to her when I was mowing the lawn with my weedeater because my mower was messed up and she offered to let me use her mower and I said no thanks I was about done (I should have known then)
then about a week later (huge mistake here) my weedeater was also acting up and so I ask her if I could borrow the mower she had offered when I happened to see her :headknock
she said how about I just mow it for $5 dollars (front only).....so I give her my number to call when she gets done because I hang out in the back of the house and sometimes do not hear people knock + I do not like random "guest" just knocking then I am just like wait a second I have a $5 on me so I pay her and of course 2 days later after I had given her the $5 there is a txt saying she scratched her cornea and it was effecting her equilibrium :rotfl::headknock
so a day or so later I got my weedeater running and did it myself
well today out of the blue even though it does not need it she mowed it anyway (I was thinking $5 dollars never to see her again good deal!)
Little did I know when the phone call game about 40 minutes ago
she BIT my **** chest on the porch when I was trying nicely to tell her I did not like unexpected company in my house :headknock
I am seriously considering burning my house down :headknock
If I give in to this it will never end.......but now I think she might actually just get worse......I am too nice I need to just be rude :headknock
*** women are desperate these days :headknock......stop letting yourself GO off a cliff of ugh......put down the booze.......go out to a bar where some drunk guy that does not have to live across the street from you can drag you to a hotel.....FML :headknock
I did not answer of course because I had no clue who it was at the time and *** it is 5am
then she comes knocking on my door OVER AND OVER like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory
she is drunk of course and basically just throws herself at me......I held my standards and barely got her off my porch (I have to admit I almost gave in I mean ugh she was practically begging but she is horrid :headknock )
now she has txted me once since then and then just tried to call again :headknock
she has lived here maybe a 6 weeks and I first talked to her when I was mowing the lawn with my weedeater because my mower was messed up and she offered to let me use her mower and I said no thanks I was about done (I should have known then)
then about a week later (huge mistake here) my weedeater was also acting up and so I ask her if I could borrow the mower she had offered when I happened to see her :headknock
she said how about I just mow it for $5 dollars (front only).....so I give her my number to call when she gets done because I hang out in the back of the house and sometimes do not hear people knock + I do not like random "guest" just knocking then I am just like wait a second I have a $5 on me so I pay her and of course 2 days later after I had given her the $5 there is a txt saying she scratched her cornea and it was effecting her equilibrium :rotfl::headknock
so a day or so later I got my weedeater running and did it myself
well today out of the blue even though it does not need it she mowed it anyway (I was thinking $5 dollars never to see her again good deal!)
Little did I know when the phone call game about 40 minutes ago
she BIT my **** chest on the porch when I was trying nicely to tell her I did not like unexpected company in my house :headknock
I am seriously considering burning my house down :headknock
If I give in to this it will never end.......but now I think she might actually just get worse......I am too nice I need to just be rude :headknock
*** women are desperate these days :headknock......stop letting yourself GO off a cliff of ugh......put down the booze.......go out to a bar where some drunk guy that does not have to live across the street from you can drag you to a hotel.....FML :headknock
I have a stalker
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