For the golfers... Ten Best Caddy Responses

Ten Best Caddy Responses . . ..



Number :10

Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"



Number : 9

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."



Number : 8

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes . . . .. You miss the ball much closer now."



Number : 7

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually."



Number : 6

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst Caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."



Number : 5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."



Number : 4

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."



Number : 3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."



Number : 2

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course .We left that an hour ago."



And the Number : 1 . . . Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."