What happened??

While riding down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist

fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of

all the guns and bombs he was carrying.



Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat

because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.



Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in

distress, I informed the Texas Rangers, the El Paso County Sheriff's

Office and Homeland Security.



It is now 4 pm, both have drowned and no authorities have responded.







I'm starting to think I wasted three stamps...