The Pay Raise

The maid asked for a pay raise...



The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.



She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"



Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."



"The first is that I iron better than you."



Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"





Maria : "Jor huzban he say so."



Wife : "Oh yeah?"



Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."



Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"



Maria: "Jor hozban did."



Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"



Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in de



bed."







( Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.)



Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"



Maria: "No Senora . . . the gardener did."



Wife: "So, how much do you want?"