Don't ever tell your wife this!

Today, my wife is folding clothes and barges in to wake me up from my nap. She found a pair of "Small" sweatpants and asked me, "Are these your girlfriends?!?!"



As soon as I had my wits about me, I just smirked and said, "No, my girlfriend wears extra-small pants. Now let me go to back to sleep." Then I start laughing uncontrollably like an idiot.



She walked over and smacked me across the face.



I'm not kidding, I didn't make this up.